JOBOLT Meerkat F*ck Off Oversized Sweatshirt – Organic Cotton, Sarcastic Graphic, Pink

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  • 🦡 Sarcastic meerkat front graphic — bold, irreverent, and exactly the kind of thing that makes people do a double-take. The meerkat says what most people are thinking
  • 🚫 'I Don’t Like People' back message — the back confirms what the front implies. For anyone who’s done pretending to be a people person
  • 🌿 Organic cotton blend — super soft, breathable, and kind to the skin. Gets better with every wash
  • 👕 Oversized fit — relaxed and roomy, designed to be worn loose. Works on its own, over a t-shirt, or layered under a coat
  • 🎨 Pink colourway — soft, warm, and completely at odds with the message. Which is exactly the point
  • 🎁 A gift that gets a genuine reaction — for a friend with a dark sense of humour, a colleague who’s done being polite, or anyone who needs a sweatshirt to say it for them

The JOBOLT Meerkat F*ck Off sweatshirt is for people who are done pretending. The sarcastic meerkat on the front is bold and irreverent. The ‘I Don’t Like People’ message on the back is the confirmation. Together they make a sweatshirt that’s genuinely funny rather than just trying to be.

Made from an organic cotton blend in an oversized fit that’s comfortable enough to wear all day. The pink colourway is deliberately at odds with the message — soft and warm on the outside, deeply anti-social on the inside. The kind of contradiction that makes it work.

Works brilliantly as a gift — for an introvert who’s been too polite for too long, a friend with a sense of humour that runs dark, or anyone who needs a sweatshirt to say what they’re thinking so they don’t have to.

Available at www.joboltstore.com — free UK delivery available.

📏 UK & EU Size Guide

Oversized fit. If between sizes, size down for a more fitted look or stay true to size for the full relaxed effect.

Size UK Size EU Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
XS 6–8 34–36 49 69
S 8–10 36–38 52 71
M 12–14 40–42 55.5 73
L 16–18 44–46 59 75

Width measured across the chest. Length measured from shoulder to hem.

🧴 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash inside out at 30°C to protect the print
  • Wash with similar colours
  • Iron inside out on a low heat
  • Do not tumble dry — hang to dry naturally